theonion:

Malaysia Airlines Expands Investigation To Include General Scope Of Space, Time

theonion:

Malaysia Airlines Expands Investigation To Include General Scope Of Space, Time

#lol

#OMG #LOL

ichikun:

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: i will never achieve true closure and happiness until i know for a fact that chihiro and haku found each other again after the events of spirited away


jillbiden:

OH MY GOD

THE LEWINSKY SCANDAL AKA ‘LOLSUMMER98’

I AM FUCKING DYING

#wtf #lol

bellsprouts:

give your support please we can do this

bellsprouts:

give your support please we can do this


mingolando:

acesparklegirl:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

Oh my go d it s 

this is my favorite tumblr post

mingolando:

acesparklegirl:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

image

im crying

Oh my go d it s 

this is my favorite tumblr post

#omg #lol

Reblog / posted 1 year ago with 1 note

When looking at other people’s life decisions I just go: 

#lol

oh thank you

frankenhookersrevenge:

sweetguts:

ashtondrew:

I FOUND A FUCKING LES MISERABLES ANIME WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO 

imageimage

hELp

there’s also a fighting game

image

image

image

image

image

I hope this knowledge has enriched your life in some way you’re welcome

ROBOJEAN VS JAVERT

I’M SO DONE


#lol

darrynek:

taylor swift date 84 guy

miley cyrus marry since 5

who is real slut


I understand that [the costumes] are so heavy and so thick, and you’re shooting in the heat, that you fainted? (x)


butthorn:

there is a blizzard on its way and it is named Draco, according to the Weather Channel

butthorn:

there is a blizzard on its way and it is named Draco, according to the Weather Channel


camelchoir:

its fuckin back


masters-littleone:

Use a Harry Potter pick up line and you can destroy it all you want hehe

masters-littleone:

Use a Harry Potter pick up line and you can destroy it all you want hehe


thenoodleboo:

robotsquid:

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

actual best description of a period in the entire world