OH MY GOD
THE LEWINSKY SCANDAL AKA ‘LOLSUMMER98’
I AM FUCKING DYING
give your support please we can do this
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
im crying
Oh my go d it s
this is my favorite tumblr post
I FOUND A FUCKING LES MISERABLES ANIME WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO
hELp
there’s also a fighting game
I hope this knowledge has enriched your life in some way you’re welcome
ROBOJEAN VS JAVERT
I’M SO DONE
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I understand that [the costumes] are so heavy and so thick, and you’re shooting in the heat, that you fainted? (x)
there is a blizzard on its way and it is named Draco, according to the Weather Channel
its fuckin back
Use a Harry Potter pick up line and you can destroy it all you want hehe
Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN
actual best description of a period in the entire world
What the fuck happens when Clifford takes a shit who the fuck cleans it and where the hell do they put all of it
GIF Sound the Video
I laughed harder than a grown man should at this.
yeah alright. if I stayed watching til the end being thoroughly entertained, I might as well reblog it.
THE LAST ONE ACTUALLY CAUSED ME TO SCREAM IN LAUGHTER HELP
I’M SO DONE
IM FUCKIGN WHEEZING OH YMG DO
INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR
I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATRE
