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Lifetime…wtf? You’re doing a movie on Johnny Cash and June Carter? Uhmm, newsflash that already happened….You know, it had Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Whiterspoon and it was really good. 


  • Batman:Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
  • Bruce Wayne:Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
  • People of Gotham:Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
  • Batman:I'M BACK!
  • Bruce Wayne:ME TOO.
  • People of Gotham:NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?

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Reblog / posted 1 year ago via phnaw · © asinmancy with 48,121 notes
  • Zooey Deschanel:Is that rain?
  • Siri:What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
  • Zooey Deschanel:Let's get tomato soup delivered!
  • Siri:...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
  • Zooey Deschanel:Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
  • Siri:Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
  • Zooey Deschanel:Remind me to clean up.
  • Siri:Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
  • Zooey Deschanel:Tomorrow.
  • Siri:I'm in hell. This is hell.
  • Zooey Deschanel:Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
  • Siri:I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
  • Zooey Deschanel:Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
  • Siri:I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
  • Zooey Deschanel:*dances*
  • Siri:Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

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brucewayneissexy:

You’re walking away from the best thing that’s ever happened to you!

brucewayneissexy:

You’re walking away from the best thing that’s ever happened to you!